still on the air: the hills.

"Did you leave your train out front that matches that hat?" --Spencer to Stephanie

I had full confidence in this episode after it started out with that quote. 

I loved the conversation between LC and StephiePratt about eating. It lasted all of two seconds because they probably only take about 37 seconds out of every single day to actually consume sustenance that isn't tequila. Is tequila sustenance? I would guess that tequila is to reality tv people what carbs are to normal-regular-non-reality-tv people. 

"Do you know how to print labels?" --Kelly to Stephanie

She really doesn't know how to print labels and she didn't even cover it up. In normal interviews the employer might ask something along the lines of, "do you know how to put formulas into Excel?" or "can you use Adobe programs?" or maybe even, "Can you build

 a web site?" Once again, the life of a reality tv person is nothing like being a normal-regular-non-reality-tv person. 

"You're a homewrecker." -- Stephanie to Bartender

"Excuse my sister, she's not housebroken." -- Spencer to Bartender

"Love doesn't make sense and no one ever said it's easy. You need professional help." -- Stephanie to Heidi

Shibamski! StephiePratt told Heidi she needs therapy, aka professional help. I've never loved a conversation so much. Heidi obviously needs professional help-- she wants to marry Spencer effing Pratt. Get serious. Get therapy.

"I'm over drama." -- Spencer to Heidi

If that wasn't the quote of the freakin' century, I don't know what was!

Ladies and other ladies reading this, The Hills is back. This episode solidified its place in reality television history, or maybe just regular history. I'd say regular history without hesitation.

Next week: Therapy. 

Get silly, get silly.