LilDaveShepBoy @GiantGoliath Bitch, please.
about 1000BC from TwitterBerry
DanielProphet @Shadrach @Meshach @Abedneago It’s getting hot in herre. RT @Nelly It’s getting hot in herre.
about 500BC from Web
JFK @RFK Duck!
About 1963 from Web
RFK @JFK You first!
About 1963 from TwitterBerry
TrickyDickNixon @JerryFord You’re on deck. Go get 'em.
About 1974 from Web
ChrisColumbus @SpainQueen Eureka!
About 1492 from TwitterBerry
1Adam @2Eve WTF?! Seriously?!
Shortly after dawn of creation from TwitterBerry
GWBush @USAmericans Done and Done. Hanging up banner to announce it.
About May 1,2003 from Web
Jesus316 @12FishersOfMen Seriously, it's this new concept: first equals last. Go with it.
About 28AD from TwitterBerry
HeavenlyFather @Moses10 I am that I am.
about 2000BC ago from Web
Moses10 @BlazinBush @HeavenlyFather Come again?
about 2000BC ago from Web
DoubtingThomas @BFFJohn Just not feelin it, I’m kind of iffy on the subject.
About 30AD from TwitterBerry
TheApostlePaul @AnyoneAndEveryone Please do not call me Saul. I won’t answer to it.
About 33AD from TwitterBerry
WJClinton42 @USAmericans What’s your definition of ‘sex’?
About March 29, 1997 from mobile web
HeavenlyFather @AnyoneAndEveryone You’re on thin ice.
Every single day from TwitterBerry
4 comments:
Ok, seriously, I'm rolling over here. You are crackin' me up! If you are making these up you are the funniest person on the planet.
Oh, and I twitter. :-)
@kellyskrazykids
hee hee!
HAHAHAHAHAH
hahahahahaha oh my gosh. you are unreal.
hahahahaha oh my gosh. you are unreal.
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