This was a letter written to a friend. You can pretend like it was to you personally, if you like...
Cats are disgusting. You should never own a cat. I know you may think you’re missing out on something, but if you never trust anything I say, trust me when I say this, “You aren’t missing out on anything. I swear.”
Have you ever heard the phrase, "you look like something the cat drug in?" Exactly. Cats are nasty and drag nasty things around.
When you get older and you notice that a boy owns a cat and he doesn't live with his sister or mother, that should be seen as an immediate deal breaker and you should not date him. However, you can be friends with him and then your first act of friendship should be to tell him to get rid of the cat. Everyone wins.
6 comments:
Kay will not be pleased with this post. Not. At. All.
What does it mean that I was thinking about blogging about this very subject TODAY? A lot, I think.
I think I still will, because it just needs to be said. Plus, I reach a whole different audience than you. And by audience, I mean my sister.
I hope KK doesn't read this....Daisy is her best friend!!
I am sorry have you not met Woooodyyy WOOOO. cutest thing God could have created with fur.
I don't like this post one bit.
Wow.....I am heartsick!!! I never took you to be so insensitive!! I would invite you to come to my house and meet Daisy (obviously you've never met her or you wouldn't have made such outrageous statements about cats!!!) and you would see just how wrong you are on so many levels!!! Just know I don't think our relationship will ever be the same......sadly, kd
I just stumbled on your blog. This is funny stuff.
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