the hills: over and done. (part 2).

Alright, because I've devoted four years of my life to this piece of shit show, it's only fair that it gets a proper goodbye. This is part 2 of that goodbye.

Note: The following paragraphs were typed as I watched the final two minutes of the last epi ever.

How many versions of this song are there? WHY AM I CRYING?

Ok, I'm kidding. I'm not crying. But, this is very much like a middle school graduation. Like, I'm so ready for this to be over, but am I really ready for all that lies ahead?

AND. WHAT. THE. HELL.

They just removed the backdrop from the goodbye scene. All of this, all of these episodes and accusations of it being completely scripted and fake and this is how they confirm it? Oh, you son of a bitch producers, you have duped me for the last time!

And just like that it was over. Was it all fake? I don't know. I've been saying for years that this show is fake, but now...now, to learn that I may have actually been right? Well, I just can't handle that.

I mean, props to the producers for finally owning up to it, but thanks for ripping my heart out at the same time as "Umbrella" played in the background and I thought back to how six years ago my phone rang and on the other end of the line my friend said, "Have you seen that show with the gUrl named LC?" And nothing has been the same since.

I've been duped. The worst part is that I knew I was being duped, but still fell for it and then had my heart ripped out at the end.

Touche, Hills Producers, touche.

The joke is on me.