the twitter.

Today, our President, yes, my President took to the Twitter to answer some burning questions from/for Americans. I've chosen some of my favorites. Commentary in red. This was obviously something that really made Americans feel like they had a say in their government, which is why they asked the really hard questions.

Can you make out any of the Bon Iver lyrics? #AskObama

Great question. I can't on most songs.

"You would not have Twitter if the Department of Defense and others had not invested in something called the Internet." #askobama

This isn't a question! It's not even a question! I think it's supposed to be a jab.

Can u imagine a world in which Dems & GOP tried to out-compete each other on ways to cut fossil energy dependence? #askobama #onecandream

I can't. Mostly because I dream in technicolor and I dream other things that are way more selfish. And fun.

Mr President how do you plan on engaging young urban voters through social media in the 2012 election? #askobama

What the hell do you think this is?

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon? Can you paint with all the colors of the wind? #AskObama

I can't! At least, I don't think I can. But, I want my President to be able to.

In school when they taught you Athens was a model for our Republic, you know they meant ancient Athens, right? #askObama

Zing! Way to phrase this statement as a question.

Since your law degree is useless, did you ever consider going back for something useful to your profession... like economics? #askObama

Zing! But, why is his law degree useless? I thought Michele Bachmann was the one with the useless law degree.

What are your thoughts on the Gadsden Purchase? #AskObama

FAVORITE. QUESTION.

This purchase bought southern Arizona and New Mexico for the US. You know who was President then? Franklin Freakin' Pierce! That's who! I can only imagine that Obama's thoughts on the purchase are nothing by positive.